The Colbert Report is a parody of news programs, specifically "The O'Reilly Factor", created as an offshoot of The Daily Show. The show's host, Colbert, begins each episode with humorous teasers and then presents a series of commentaries, often using phrases like "Look, I don't have time to read books" or "President Bush isn't a head thinker, he's a gut thinker".
In the premiere episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen starts off the show wi...