Two and a Half Men

1. Pilot

After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to...

2. Big Flappy Bastards

Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enfor...

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charli...

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates...

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of C...

8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical...

9. Phase One, Complete

Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan a...

10. Merry Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, w...

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wan...

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for th...

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a doub...

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate fina...

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter...

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Charlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as J...

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: "Jill" has transition...

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else....

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sl...

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it ...

23. Just Like Buffalo

When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan t...

24. Can You Feel My Finger

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise...