A collection of bizarre and unrelated skits that may not be suitable for broadcast on Family Guy, but still showcase the creator's unique sense of humor.
1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Aired: Sep 10, 2008Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her f...
2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Aired: Sep 10, 2008A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Aired: Sep 15, 2008Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Aired: Sep 21, 2008Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was...
5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Aired: Sep 29, 2008A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of Ameri...
6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Aired: Oct 3, 2008Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Aired: Oct 13, 2008The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watch...
Aired: Oct 19, 2008A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with...
9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Aired: Oct 26, 2008Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Aired: Nov 2, 2008A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Aired: Nov 9, 2008Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Aired: Dec 22, 2008Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but n...
Aired: Dec 30, 2008The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
14. Monkeys Talk About Religion
Aired: Jan 6, 2009A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Aired: Jan 12, 2009A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple get...
16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Aired: Jan 18, 2009Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it ...
Aired: Jan 27, 2009A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Aired: Feb 5, 2009Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a ...
Aired: Feb 17, 2009Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Aired: Feb 24, 2009Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but...
21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Aired: Apr 21, 2009Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Aired: May 23, 2009This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Aired: Jun 12, 2009A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
Aired: May 12, 2009A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Aired: May 12, 2009A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than i...
26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Aired: May 12, 2009Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the ...
Aired: May 12, 2009A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Ne...
Aired: May 12, 2009A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
Aired: May 12, 2009A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
Aired: May 12, 2009A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how...
31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Aired: May 12, 2009Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
Aired: May 12, 2009A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting...
33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Aired: May 12, 2009Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a...
34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...
Aired: May 12, 2009A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to f...
Aired: May 12, 2009Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Go...
36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Aired: May 12, 2009Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
Aired: May 12, 2009When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover t...
38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Aired: May 12, 2009To have sexual relations with your mother.
Aired: May 12, 2009The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tub...
Aired: May 12, 2009Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Aired: May 12, 2009Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoc...
42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Aired: May 12, 2009Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
Aired: May 12, 2009Exactly what it says on the tin...
44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Aired: May 12, 2009Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but ...
45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
Aired: May 12, 2009The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed ...
46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Aired: May 12, 2009Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aired: May 12, 2009Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they d...
48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad
Aired: May 12, 2009We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Aired: May 12, 2009A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
Aired: May 12, 2009A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 ...
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SETH MACFARLANE'S CAVALCADE OF CARTOON COMEDY - Trailer
