$#*! My Dad Says

1. Pilot

After being laid off from his job writing for a men's magazine, Henry moves i...

2. Wi-Fight

Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless In...

4. Code Ed

Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they ar...

5. Not Without My Jacket

Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his pl...

6. Easy, Writer

Ed tries to put the kibosh on an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, V...

7. Dog Ed Pursuit

Vince is jealous when Ed bonds with his dog. Meanwhile, Henry agrees to go on...

8. The Manly Thing to Do

Ed's navy buddy comes to visit and ends up insulting Tim, Ed's housekeeper. M...

9. Make a Wish

Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when...

10. You Can't Handle the Truce

Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering t...

11. Family Dinner for Schmucks

Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men los...

12. Goodson Goes Deep

Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to...

13. The Better Father

When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan ...

14. Corn Star

When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in ...

15. Ed Goes to Court

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she woul...

16. Well Suitored

Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. A...

17. Lock and Load

With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized...

18. Who's Your Daddy?

Ed's status changes to "confused" when he meets Henry's new Facebook girlfrie...