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In this bizarre film, two zealots, Judas and Corned Beef, receive an otherworldly visitation from two extraterrestrial beings, Madeline Virbasius and Dion. Virbasius, disguised as the Virgin Mary, instructs the duo to commit murder in the name of Jesus, setting off a series of unsettling events.
