Captain Wilton Parmenter, an accidental hero, takes command of Fort Courage, where Sergeant O'Rourke is secretly partnering with the Hekawe Indians to sell their goods to tourists. The duo must occasionally feign animosity, despite the genuine threat posed by the rival Shug tribe. Meanwhile, Jane is determined to marry the unsuspecting Captain Parmenter.
Hail the conquering zero! Clueless "war hero" Captain Wilton Parmenter takes ...