The US economy is in a rut, and so is the president's approval rating. What is needed is a good war, but the Russians are not interested. Hey--how about that big polite country to the north, eh? Niagara Falls Sheriff Bud B. Boomer takes this all a bit too seriously, though.
Canadian Bacon
The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.