A prestigious college seeks a new department head for its science department. Two consultants, Carter and Zorch, utilize the campus computer Thinko to identify the ideal candidate, Dr. Mathilda West. With an impressive array of academic credentials, Dr. West also possesses a captivating physical presence. Meanwhile, various campus dramas unfold, including the search for Sam Thinko, who's disrupting the horse racing scene, and the struggles of the football team's captain to overcome his social anxiety. Additionally, a wealthy benefactor, Admiral McFortune, develops a romantic interest in Dr. West, whose past threatens to become public knowledge.
Sex Kittens Go to College
The campus computer Thinko helps Dr. Carter and Dr. Zorch select a new department head for the science department at Collins College, choosing Dr. Mathilda West due to her extensive education, but she unexpectedly proves to be a chaotic influence.